my family got me a vibrating toothbrush that i can most definitely use to masturbate and finally get off gdi but the only problem here is that it’s got mike wasowskis face on it and i don’t know if im ready for that level of commitment

i did it. i did it and i hate myself.

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remember in elementary school when people would be like “spell ‘icup’” and somebody would and everyone within a one mile radius would lose control of themselves for five minutes

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i get sexually frustrated just by looking at you

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